Do You Want To Know For Sure That You Are Going To Baskin Robbins?

Discussion in 'Wireless Internet' started by Typhoid, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. Typhoid

    Typhoid Guest

    Shamelessly stolen from another group..

    The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going to Baskin
    Robbins after lunch is because they just don't know. The good news is
    that you can know for sure that you are going to Baskin Robbins which
    is described in the Sunday paper as a beautiful place with 31 flavors,
    sprinkles and waffle cones.

    The full-color circular tells us in the Sunday paper how simple it is
    to to pick your favorite flavor so that you can have the happy, sweet
    feeling of love in your tummy.

    "For if you confess with your mouth French Vanilla is the best flavor
    ever made and believe in your heart that Baskin Robbins made it to be
    placed in a waffle cone, you WILL HAVE FRENCH VANILLA."

    As the world's largest chain of ice cream specialty stores,
    Baskin-Robbins' high-quality premium ice cream, specialty frozen
    desserts, and beverages are available in the company's more than 4,500
    retail stores around the globe.

    French Vanilla was one of the first permanent flavors. Baskin-Robbins
    has developed over 1,000 flavors of ice cream, sherbet, sorbets and

    If someone tells you that they are going to Baskin Robbins and in a
    fews hours they come back again with a waffle cone and French Vanilla
    then this person must be the real deal.

    Baskin Robbins is the only place with 31 flavors. That's the real deal.

    This is why you can go to Baskin Robbins and get whatever flavor you
    want. Because they know what you want and they'll serve it up in a
    waffle cone.

    Baskin Robbins says, "Eat some now, save some for later." Flavors may
    vary by store.

    If you would like to go to Baskin Robbins, it doesn't matter if you
    have eaten sherbert, or even frozen yogurt in the past. Baskin Robbins
    will serve you no matter what you have done in the past.

    Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it from your heart
    and Baskin Robbins will hear you and serve you.

    Dear Baskin Robbins,
    I want to be served so that I can have a scoop or two with you
    before I die. I agree with you that I am hungry. I believe that food is
    love and you love me and want to serve me. I believe that you scooped
    and packed the ice cream to erase my feelings of sadness and low
    Please add chocolate sprinkles and chopped nuts on top. Thanks for
    serving me and taking my coupon.

    Got Questions?

    Waffle Cones­affle_cones.htm

    French Vanilla­book/french_vanilla.htm

    Typhoid, Apr 19, 2005
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    Typhoid Guest

    It looks like I've touched a nerve. Dan C <>
    sent me an e-mail. How spesh..

    You ignorant cocksucker, shut the **** up.
    Typhoid, Apr 20, 2005
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    Dreamseeker Guest

    *cheers and applauds while licking a french vanilla icecream cone.*
    Bravo! *lick* Huzzah! *slurp* It's about time Baskin Robbins and
    icecream stores in general were recognized for the heaven they truly


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    "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it
    would be a merrier world."
    Dreamseeker, Apr 20, 2005
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    Wiseguy Guest

    yup...typical behavior for a right wing christian nut job when you make
    light of their psychotic obsession.
    Wiseguy, Apr 20, 2005
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    artyw2 Guest

    I prefer Swensen's (are they still around?)
    artyw2, Apr 20, 2005
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    Guest Guest

    I take offense as a right wing Christian being lumped in with this weird and
    stupid behavior :)


    Jefferis Peterson, Pres.
    Web Design and Marketing
    Guest, Jul 23, 2005
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