Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?

"Mikey" wrote:
> I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>
> What should I do?
>
Offer it to Mandelson.

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:

> I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>
> What should I do?

Drink 8 pints of Stella.

"Mikey" wrote:
> I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>
> What should I do?
>

Be a man. Suck it up and endure the pain, you little girly boy...

"Phil Stovell" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:
>
>> I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>>
>> What should I do?
>
> Drink 8 pints of Stella.
>
>
Stick a cork in it.

Peter R.

"Mike Plowman" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:
>
>>I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>>
>>What should I do?
>
> Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
> not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
> wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.
>
>
Only problem is, when he does that his boyfriend gets the wrong idea