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Hans-Marc Olsen
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      11-17-2004, 11:22 PM
The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless piece of
limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling jelly.

So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !
 
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Thomas =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Kr=FCger?=
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      11-18-2004, 12:24 AM
Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless piece of
> limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling jelly.
>
> So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !


*LOL*

You forgot one very important thing:
Don't put any wireless equipment into your pants!!!
;-)

Thomas

 
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Ook
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      11-18-2004, 01:22 AM
It doesn't make you impotent, it makes you sterile. You can still get it up,
but you will shoot blanks. OH, and the radiation will also enlarge it over
time, so if you have a cell phone, be sure to carry it in your front pants
pocket :-)

"Hans-Marc Olsen" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless piece of
> limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling jelly.
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> So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !



 
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Father Dale
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      11-18-2004, 02:28 AM
Ook wrote:
> It doesn't make you impotent, it makes you sterile. You can still get it up,
> but you will shoot blanks. OH, and the radiation will also enlarge it over
> time, so if you have a cell phone, be sure to carry it in your front pants
> pocket :-)
>
> "Hans-Marc Olsen" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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>
>>The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless piece of
>>limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling jelly.
>>
>>So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !

>
>
>

This assclown has been trolling in every newsgroup. On
alt.smokers.cigars, he was telling us not to smoke because it's a mortal
sin. Methinks the boy has issues. Or at the least, too much free time....
 
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Jafo
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      11-18-2004, 10:50 AM
As viewed from alt.internet.wireless, Ook wrote:

>"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote...
>> The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless
>> piece of limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling
>> jelly.
>>
>> So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !


>It doesn't make you impotent, it makes you sterile. You can still
>get it up, but you will shoot blanks. OH, and the radiation will
>also enlarge it over time, so if you have a cell phone, be sure
>to carry it in your front pants pocket :-)


Thanks for the advice! Hell, I'm gonna throw away my cellphone's
belt clip today!

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Ook
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      11-18-2004, 12:58 PM
> This assclown has been trolling in every newsgroup. On
> alt.smokers.cigars, he was telling us not to smoke because it's a mortal
> sin. Methinks the boy has issues. Or at the least, too much free time....



Usenet is unfortunately full of them. Normall I don't feed the trolls, but
his post reminded me of these guys that would stand in front of a fire
control radar for a few seconds before going out on the town for the
weekend. They believed it would make them sterile. Unfortunately, one person
stood in front of it for two long and was seriously damaged. I've seen what
50KW can do, and I'm not that worried about a couple hundred mW.


 
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Martin²
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      11-19-2004, 12:47 AM
This moron posted equally idiotic messages on other groups.
Report him if you like, but DO IGNORE him !
regards,
Martin


 
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stephen
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      11-19-2004, 06:28 PM
"Hans-Marc Olsen" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless piece of
> limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling jelly.
>
> So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !


no problems for females then

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