newsfe3-gui.ntli.net astroturfer for BT$ wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Same astroturfing turd for BT$ with a different account no doubt.
Legalise astro turfing now!
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The rights of astro turfers are in danger because
they are continually bashed for fun.
This is not fair on the bashees and the bashers
because of nym shifting and other issues that are
making life difficult for point scoring to stick.
Astro turfing now is a big industry and part of
the landscape of the services industry with giants
like dci, bivings, atl, cagw, adti, edelman,
csws, olc, akaw, arcfcp, acsh, cse, nesarc,
bonner, burson, act, nsa, idc, giga, meta, apco,
hillard, ketchum, ogc, etc
employing hundreds of thousands of people.
Obviously employees must now be given extra rights
as authors of 100 million+ letters annually, with each
letter costing $500 or more per letter. The employees
see very little of that money, losing 98% of the income to
the proprietors for the unregulated businesses
they operate. Being part a legalized astro turfing
organisation can bring job security and improve
income which is the aim of this legislation quest.
The Engines of Democracy Astro Turfing Rights Bill
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1. All astro turfers must register for employment and obtain employee ID.
2. Clients are nice people too, and deserve every contract to be
***to*be*displayed*openly*with*a*contract*ID*so*that*everyone*may*know
***astroturfing*company*/*client*relationship*and*how*much*money
***has*parted*hands.*Particularly*important*for*politicos*who
***are*worried*of*excessive*spending*by*the*other*side.
3. All astro turfers must show their employer registration ID, and client
***contract*ID*with*any*works*of*art*and*fiction*they*produce.
***In*return*legal*immunity*is*provided*to*the*astro*turfer,
***the*client*and*astroturfing*from*any*prosecution*for*opionins
***expressed,*except*for*anything*that*falls*under*existing*libel*laws.
4. Failure to do so can net unlimited liability for its employers
***and*the*clients*who*use*the*services.
5. This allows all astro turfed hooting tooting votes and opinions
***to*be*counted*as*just*one*vote*and*make*democracy*work*fairly.
6. Bring astro turfing in line with current advertising rules
***i.e.*a.*they*must*be*factual
********b.*they*have*been*refereed
********c.*they*have*paid*tax
7. Any mis information reported by astro turfers is subject
***to*laws*of*libel,*and*through*use*of*employee*ID,*can
***render*the*employee,*the*employer*and*the*client*liable.
8. All astro turfers have the right to snitch on their employers
***and*clients*with*legal*protection*from*the*law*if*they
***choose*to*do*so.*That*is*employers and clients*must*not*compel
***employees*into*signing*any*agreements*that*prohibit*their
***god*given*rights*of*freedom*of*speech.
9. Public companies must register transactions with astro turfing
***companies*and*make*available*to*investors*and*the*SEC*the*full
***nature*of*the*contract*between*them*and*their*astro*turfing
***companies*so*that*investors*can*be*confident*of*the*investments
***they*are*making,*and*that*it*is*not*based*on*faked*misinformation
***inadvertently*supplied*by*astro*turfers.
Client and Employer Misconduct
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10. Should the employer or the Client is found to be in misconduct
***when*hiring*astro*turfers*to*put*out*incorrect*information,
***the*client*and*the*employer*gurantees*to*indemnify*the*employee
***from*any*cost*arising*out*of*litigation.
Disabilities allowance
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11. Its widely accepted that disabled people and housewives
***are*used*for*astro*turfing*as*they*are*likely*to*sit
***in*front*of*a*computer*and*type*out*nonsense*all*day.
***For*those*disabled*people*that*are*housewives*or*that*have*to
***operate*a*computer*without*an*arm,*or*a*leg,*or*a*brain,
***we*demand*that*pay*is*equal*to*that*of*fit*and*lifeless
***colleagues.
Career progression
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12. No astro turd likes being called an idiot. Its un-winnable to argue
***a*point*when*you*are*an*astro*turd*and*have*no*qualifications.
***So*we*need*an*astro*turfing*institute*where*we*can*hoof*and*poof
***and*gain*merits*for*our*nefarious*activities.
***All*qualifications*shall*be*cited*with*employee*ID*and*client
***contract*ID*as*part*of*the*legal*requirement*to*become
***a*qualified*astro*turfer.
Puppet Master Authentication
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13. Astro turfers have the right to know who they are ultimately working
***for.*Thus*we*propose*all*contracts*be*signed*by*the*actual
***puppet*master(s)*names*that*has*instigated*the*action*as*opposed
***to*their*paid*minions*or*suckered*bum*boys.*There*can*be*no
***transferrance*of*this*responsibility.*I.e.*as*a*puppet*master,*you
***cannot*legally*claim*you*were*acting*under*orders.
***Each*named*person*must*take*full*personal*responsibility
***or*none*at*all*and*be*prosecuted*for*fraud.
1 April is Anuual Holiday
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14. Most professions need a holiday like banks have
***bank*holiday.*It*is*proposed*1*April,*or*April*fool's*day
***is*a*national*astro*turfing*holiday.
***This*is*a*matter*of*deep*seated*tradition.
***Why*is*that?
***Because though*we*are fools, we don't*suffer other*fools.
Certified Accounts
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15. When your astro turfing company wins something by
***faking*10,000+*people,*and*no*one*knows*if*the
***actual*figure*is*10*people,*15*people*or*150*people
***that*manufactured*all*the*astroturfing*letters,*there*is
***a*need*for*actual*figures*to*be*available*when
***astroturfing*takes*down*somebody or something*or*the company
***completes*its*contract*so*that*those*who*lost*know*how*so*few
***astroturds had*defeated*so*many*with*astroturfing*methodologies.
***Scores*do*need*to*be*settled*later.
***Thus,*companies*must*keep*certified*accounts*of
***each*contract,*i.e.*how*many*people*they*used
***and*how*many*fake*letters and identities*they used to send it
***all*out,*and*in*particular,*how*many*votes*they*manufactured
***through*company*activities.
Pay Rise
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16. Pay rise is a sentitive topic. All astrotufers and their
***companies*are*entitled*to*pay*rises,*but*employer*and/or
***the*client*may*refuse.*Well*if*clients*did*any*business*in*the
***past*through*you,*then*you*must*use*those*records*and*offer*to
***repost*them*with*summaries*to*clarify*the*situation.
***In*this*way,*employers*and*employees*can*benefit*from*pay*rises
***by*invoicing*the*client*spuriously*on*a*whim.
***We*demand*that*this*practice*is*legalized*along
***with*legalizing*astroturfing.
Psycho Councilling
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17. Astro turfing can force you to hide your identities
***and*create*new*identities*to*decieve*your*friends*in*newsgroups
***and*social*groups*your*asked*to*join*and*destroy.
***Normal*humans*can't*live*with*the*constant*lies,*deceit,*nym*shifting
***and*ass*covering*tactics*of*a*habbitual*astro*turfer.
***Astroturfers*can*become*internet*psycho*with*so*many
***personalities*that*its*impossible*to*tell*one*personality*from
***another,*and*it*is*known*for*astroturds*to*quarrel*with*other
***posters*despite*them*other*posters*being*themselves
***and*their*own*sock*puppets!
***Astro*turfers*need*constant*psycho*councilling*and*it*is*not
***to*be*deducted*from*wages*these*costs.
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