toucan: another net catching the nations fools

tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with toucan.
What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous.
I established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy,
call back later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at toucan who didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls.
Then rang the technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife programmed like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with
her and I had to leave at that point, I was wasting my time.
How these phone companies get away with this is astonishing.
The guy called me later and said he'd finally got thru to toucan and rowed on the phone with them for several minutes. They
eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a fault report.
What fucking morons.

In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
(E-Mail Removed) says...

> tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with toucan.
> What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous.
> I established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy,
> call back later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at toucan who didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls.
> Then rang the technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife programmed like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with
> her and I had to leave at that point, I was wasting my time.
> How these phone companies get away with this is astonishing.
> The guy called me later and said he'd finally got thru to toucan and rowed on the phone with them for several minutes. They
> eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a fault report.
> What fucking morons.
>

After reading some of your well crafted and elegantly worded replies I
have decided that I would reply to you in the same way as you so
politely respond to others.

FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
wrapping is so obviously fucked.

So sort it, or it will the the long hard fall, as you go plonk!

G a z . wrote:
> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>
>> tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with toucan.
>> What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous.
>> I established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy,
>> call back later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at toucan who didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls.
>> Then rang the technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife programmed like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with
>> her and I had to leave at that point, I was wasting my time.
>> How these phone companies get away with this is astonishing.
>> The guy called me later and said he'd finally got thru to toucan and rowed on the phone with them for several minutes. They
>> eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a fault report.
>> What fucking morons.
>>
>
> After reading some of your well crafted and elegantly worded replies I
> have decided that I would reply to you in the same way as you so
> politely respond to others.
>
> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>
> So sort it, or it will the the long hard fall, as you go plonk!

works for me in thunderbird. maybe your newsreader is broke?

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"billy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:45280902$0$19689$(E-Mail Removed).. .
>G a z . wrote:
>> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
>> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>>
>>> tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with
>>> toucan.
>>> What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous.
>>> I established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling
>>> toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy,
>>> call back later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at toucan
>>> who didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls.
>>> Then rang the technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife
>>> programmed like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with
>>> her and I had to leave at that point, I was wasting my time.
>>> How these phone companies get away with this is astonishing.
>>> The guy called me later and said he'd finally got thru to toucan and
>>> rowed on the phone with them for several minutes. They
>>> eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a fault
>>> report.
>>> What fucking morons.
>>>
>>
>> After reading some of your well crafted and elegantly worded replies I
>> have decided that I would reply to you in the same way as you so politely
>> respond to others.
>>
>> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
>> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
>> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>>
>> So sort it, or it will the the long hard fall, as you go plonk!
>
> works for me in thunderbird. maybe your newsreader is broke?

OK here too with OE6.
(I'm talking about the text/line wrapping, not the content)
;-)
George

"George Weston" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> "billy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:45280902$0$19689$(E-Mail Removed).. .
>>G a z . wrote:
>>> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
>>> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>>>
>>>> tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with
>>>> toucan.
>>>> What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous.
>>>> I established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling
>>>> toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy,
>>>> call back later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at
>>>> toucan who didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls.
>>>> Then rang the technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife
>>>> programmed like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with
>>>> her and I had to leave at that point, I was wasting my time.
>>>> How these phone companies get away with this is astonishing.
>>>> The guy called me later and said he'd finally got thru to toucan and
>>>> rowed on the phone with them for several minutes. They
>>>> eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a fault
>>>> report.
>>>> What fucking morons.
>>>>
>>>
>>> After reading some of your well crafted and elegantly worded replies I
>>> have decided that I would reply to you in the same way as you so
>>> politely respond to others.
>>>
>>> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
>>> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
>>> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>>>
>>> So sort it, or it will the the long hard fall, as you go plonk!
>>
>> works for me in thunderbird. maybe your newsreader is broke?
>
> OK here too with OE6.
> (I'm talking about the text/line wrapping, not the content)
> ;-)
> George
>

Pipex have just bought Toucan

Steve

"Bridget Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:tDVVg.3485$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> Pipex have just bought Toucan

if that was supposed to make a difference, it hasn't.

"G a z ." <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:(E-Mail Removed) m...
> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>
> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
> wrapping is so obviously fucked.

get a bigger monitor and get with it gaz. The days of 640x480 on a 12inch are long gone. It's so pathetic when internet users can
keep up.
And the same goes for the rest of you fucking retards out there on your fucking Windows 95 machines with AOL dialup on a 14Kb modem
complaining about my text line. I run at 1600x1200 on a 21inch monitor and it's so sad reading your posts crammed into little 70
character lines because that's all your crummy little screen can cope with.
Fuckin' plebians.

tg wrote:
> "G a z ." <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:(E-Mail Removed) m...
>> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
>> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>>
>> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
>> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
>> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>
> get a bigger monitor and get with it gaz. The days of 640x480 on a 12inch are long gone. It's so pathetic when internet users can
> keep up.
> And the same goes for the rest of you fucking retards out there on your fucking Windows 95 machines with AOL dialup on a 14Kb modem
> complaining about my text line. I run at 1600x1200 on a 21inch monitor and it's so sad reading your posts crammed into little 70
> character lines because that's all your crummy little screen can cope with.
> Fuckin' plebians.

http://rfc.net/rfc1855.html

"Be conservative in what you send and
liberal in what you receive. You should not send heated messages
(we call these "flames") even if you are provoked. On the other
hand, you shouldn't be surprised if you get flamed and it's
prudent not to respond to flames."

"Limit line length to fewer than 65 characters and end a line
with a carriage return."

"tg" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:45283955$0$12440$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> "G a z ." <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:(E-Mail Removed) m...
>> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
>> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>>
>> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
>> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
>> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>
> get a bigger monitor and get with it gaz. The days of 640x480 on a 12inch
> are long gone. It's so pathetic when internet users can
> keep up.
> And the same goes for the rest of you fucking retards out there on your
> fucking Windows 95 machines with AOL dialup on a 14Kb modem complaining
> about my text line. I run at 1600x1200 on a 21inch monitor and it's so sad
> reading your posts crammed into little 70 character lines because that's
> all your crummy little screen can cope with.
> Fuckin' plebians.

Presumably, then, you're happy that only macho men with big screens can read
your posts?

And here's me thinking line length has nothing to do with screen size.
Silly me. Your lines seem to wrap at 128 characters.

Allan

On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:26:18 +0100, G a z. wrote:

> In article <4527ff11$1$1384$(E-Mail Removed)>,
> (E-Mail Removed) says...
>
>> tried to fix someone's internet connection today, the guy was with
>> toucan. What an appallingly bad company. Utterly horrendous. I
>> established there was no DSL service on the line and tried calling
>> toucan and got message after message saying 'all agents busy, call back
>> later'. Eventually spoke to two fucking irish bimbos at toucan who
>> didn't know a thing about anything. Just stupid girls. Then rang the
>> technical support number only to get a a bombay housewife programmed
>> like a monkey. Couldn't make any progess with her and I had to leave at
>> that point, I was wasting my time. How these phone companies get away
>> with this is astonishing. The guy called me later and said he'd finally
>> got thru to toucan and rowed on the phone with them for several minutes.
>> They eventually confirmed the DSL service wasn't present and made a
>> fault report. What fucking morons.
>>
>>
> After reading some of your well crafted and elegantly worded replies I
> have decided that I would reply to you in the same way as you so politely
> respond to others.
>
> FIX your text/line wrapping you big headed fuckwit, as your posts are
> almost impossible to read due to the fact that the current text/line
> wrapping is so obviously fucked.
>
> So sort it, or it will the the long hard fall, as you go plonk!

moron