I've just sorted a very similar problem for one of my customers using Unicom. They have their support in Manchester but are just as bad as an Indian call centre, the staff all read off a script. I spent over 40 mins on the phone and still no resolution, they did a line test and said as that came back ok there was NO problem with the line, here are some of the questions.
Unicom: Are you using the speed touch modem we supplied?
Myself: No we are using a Linksys router.
Unicom: Can you plug the Speed Touch modem in and goto a speed test site.
Myself: The router doesn’t see a ADSL signal on the line.
Unicom: If you don’t goto the speed test site there is nothing I can do.
Myself: There is no ADSL on the line!
Unicom: Look we have a procedure to work through.
Unicom: Looking at this you had the ADSL installed less than 16 days ago you will need to sp. (I had to cut him short)
Myself: No! 2 years and 14 days ago!
Myself: Can I speak to your supervisor please.
Then onto the supervisor after much discussion (about 20 mins)
Unicom: Do you have firewall software installed on your computer?
Myself: No
Unicom: Well your ADSL connection ahs probably been hacked then!
Myself: How did they do that then?
Unicom: These hackers are really clever these days….
Myself: Laughing (My customer is in stitches at this point), this is a new one to me.
Unicom: You will have to install firewall software on your computer.
Myself: The router has an inbuilt firewall.
Unicom: That won’t stop them.
Myself: Could it be an unbalanced tap?
Unicom: Unbalanced what?
Myself: Do you know anything about how ADSL works?
Unicom: Yes, if the phone line works then there is no problem with the ADSL.
Myself: Why am I speaking to you on my mobile, maybe there is so much noise on the phone line you can’t make a voice call. (note they had tested the line and said there was no problem)
Unicom: I will pass it onto the Technical department..
Following this and about 5 emails to the technical department they arranged an engineer to visit, but said that if no problem was found they would charge for the visit.
The engineer within 30 seconds said there was a problem with the line and changed the line onto another pair from the exchange, not even a sorry from the ISP
The following is a useful document to confuse technical support at an isp…
http://www.nicc.org.uk/nicc-public/P...s/Intfr_i1.pdf