So after years of telling my Dad he needs the Internet...

He was convinced that the Internet was a dangerous place full of
viruses and didn't want anything to do with it. No matter how hard I
tried I couldn't convince him otherwise, until a couple of weeks ago
when he bought a new PC and decided to take the plunge.

NTL was up his street so he ordered a 150K connection. The engineer
came and fitted the USB modem and left him with an install CD.

"It keeps resetting itself when I try to install the software" he said
on the phone, so I went to see what the problem was.

The install procedure ran smoothly until the point at which it asked
for the USB cable to be connected, I plugged it in, that's funny, lot
of blinking lights going on there (sinking feeling). I continued
through the installer until the point at which it had to send some
stuff to NTL - pause, then bang! RPC error, shutting down in 2
minutes.

I unplugged the modem again and when it rebooted had a look in the
task list, sure enough, MSBLASTER.EXE was running so killed that and
deleted the "Run" registry key and tried again, same thing. There must
be so much blaster traffic out there it is impossible to complete the
install process.

So my Dad must be one of the few people to get a virus before he has
even been connected to the Internet!

O.C.

<snip classic story>

That wasnt the best time to get the blaster virus...

But surely you setup Zonealarm or another firewall before you even thought
of connecting?

Still unlucky though

"Eddie Grant" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:bilcd9$gik$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> "Hamman" <(E-Mail Removed) o.uk> wrote in
> message news:bil044$lq6$(E-Mail Removed)...
> > <snip classic story>
> >
> > That wasnt the best time to get the blaster virus...
> >
> > But surely you setup Zonealarm or another firewall before you even
thought
> > of connecting?
>
> Yes, he should have thought of downloading zonealarm before he connected
to
> the internet for the first time 'what a dumbass'
>
>

Obviously youre still stuck in a time warp, we have recordable CD's and
DVD's now

In article <bildv8$vce$(E-Mail Removed)>,
(E-Mail Removed) .uk says...
>
> "Eddie Grant" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:bilcd9$gik$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >

> >
> > Yes, he should have thought of downloading zonealarm before he connected
> to
> > the internet for the first time
> >
>
> Obviously youre still stuck in a time warp, we have recordable CD's and
> DVD's now
>
Methinks you missed the sarcasm - How would he have downloaded ZoneAlarm
before connecting to the Internet?

Peter

"Old Codger" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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Not this Old Codger didn't

--
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can make people believe has happened. [Janet Daley
27/8/2003]

"Kraftee" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:2vs3b.539$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Eddie Grant wrote:
> > "Hamman" <(E-Mail Removed) o.uk>
> > wrote in message news:bil044$lq6$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >> <snip classic story>
> >>
> >> That wasnt the best time to get the blaster virus...
> >>
> >> But surely you setup Zonealarm or another firewall before you even
> >> thought of connecting?
> >
> > Yes, he should have thought of downloading zonealarm before he
> > connected to the internet for the first time 'what a dumbass'
>
> ?????
>
> Please read what you have posted & tell me how can you download
> something without being on the internet.
>
> Now who's the dumbass (your words not mine....)

Please note the sarcasm there.

Eddie Grant wrote:
> "Kraftee" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:2vs3b.539$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> Eddie Grant wrote:
>>> "Hamman" <(E-Mail Removed) o.uk>
>>> wrote in message news:bil044$lq6$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>> <snip classic story>
>>>>
>>>> That wasnt the best time to get the blaster virus...
>>>>
>>>> But surely you setup Zonealarm or another firewall before you
>>>> even thought of connecting?
>>>
>>> Yes, he should have thought of downloading zonealarm before he
>>> connected to the internet for the first time 'what a dumbass'
>>
>> ?????
>>
>> Please read what you have posted & tell me how can you download
>> something without being on the internet.
>>
>> Now who's the dumbass (your words not mine....)
>
> Please note the sarcasm there.

Which failed completely

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Life is pain.....
Deal with it!!

"Kraftee" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:fSs3b.560$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Eddie Grant wrote:
> > "Kraftee" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> > news:2vs3b.539$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >> Eddie Grant wrote:
> >>> "Hamman" <(E-Mail Removed) o.uk>
> >>> wrote in message news:bil044$lq6$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >>>> <snip classic story>
> >>>>
> >>>> That wasnt the best time to get the blaster virus...
> >>>>
> >>>> But surely you setup Zonealarm or another firewall before you
> >>>> even thought of connecting?
> >>>
> >>> Yes, he should have thought of downloading zonealarm before he
> >>> connected to the internet for the first time 'what a dumbass'
> >>
> >> ?????
> >>
> >> Please read what you have posted & tell me how can you download
> >> something without being on the internet.
> >>
> >> Now who's the dumbass (your words not mine....)
> >
> > Please note the sarcasm there.
>
> Which failed completely

Quote from earlier post:

'Methinks you missed the sarcasm - How would he have downloaded ZoneAlarm
before connecting to the Internet?'

It only seems to be you that missed the sarcasm

"Colin Wilson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> > Anyhow, i said 'or another firewall' even the built in XP one offers
some
> > protection
>
> "Normal" users don`t realise the OS is a sack of shit until they connect
> to the internet. They don`t realise there are hours of updates required
> as a minumum, and don`t know the perils of lookOut dEpress.
>
> This is learned from experience, of which, most is unpleasant for people
> who aren`t au-fait with machines with buttons and beep.
>
> The best we can do is offer help and support when it happens, which it
> does like clockwork :-}
>
> (time for a newbie FAQ perhaps ?)
>
Me thinks its time to say godbye to Micro$oft and start using linux.

And before someone calls me a linuxfux, i'm writing this on an XP laptop

"Old Codger" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> He was convinced that the Internet was a dangerous place full of
> viruses and didn't want anything to do with it. No matter how hard I
> tried I couldn't convince him otherwise, until a couple of weeks ago
> when he bought a new PC and decided to take the plunge.
>
> NTL was up his street so he ordered a 150K connection. The engineer
> came and fitted the USB modem and left him with an install CD.
>
> "It keeps resetting itself when I try to install the software" he said
> on the phone, so I went to see what the problem was.
>
> The install procedure ran smoothly until the point at which it asked
> for the USB cable to be connected, I plugged it in, that's funny, lot
> of blinking lights going on there (sinking feeling). I continued
> through the installer until the point at which it had to send some
> stuff to NTL - pause, then bang! RPC error, shutting down in 2
> minutes.
>
> I unplugged the modem again and when it rebooted had a look in the
> task list, sure enough, MSBLASTER.EXE was running so killed that and
> deleted the "Run" registry key and tried again, same thing. There must
> be so much blaster traffic out there it is impossible to complete the
> install process.
>
> So my Dad must be one of the few people to get a virus before he has
> even been connected to the Internet!
>
> O.C.

My 1st Q would be where did the PC come from was the virus allready there?