Router humour

Seen in an auction for a router on ebay:

"I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
and you should be using a fresh one in any case."

LOL!
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"Bob Eager" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:176uZD2KcidF-pn2-(E-Mail Removed)...
> Seen in an auction for a router on ebay:
>
> "I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
> and you should be using a fresh one in any case."
>
> LOL!

Unless you are unlucky enough to own BT MF50's made in China, then you
really do have one with a limited life span........

Sucuba Dude wrote:
> Unless you are unlucky enough to own BT MF50's made in China, then you
> really do have one with a limited life span........

You can recharge them by putting them in the microwave for 20 seconds.
Try it! It works! Increased signal strength without having to buy a
new splitter!

Graeme

"Graeme Fraser" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:43c29e88$0$2709$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Sucuba Dude wrote:
>> Unless you are unlucky enough to own BT MF50's made in China, then you
>> really do have one with a limited life span........
>
> You can recharge them by putting them in the microwave for 20 seconds.
> Try it! It works! Increased signal strength without having to buy a
> new splitter!
>
> Graeme

As long as I can come round and do it in your microwave, I have a couple of
useless el cheapo ones I got from Space Computers. M/cr.

On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 17:05:53 UTC, "Sucuba Dude"
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> "Bob Eager" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:176uZD2KcidF-pn2-(E-Mail Removed)...
> > Seen in an auction for a router on ebay:
> >
> > "I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
> > and you should be using a fresh one in any case."
> >
> > LOL!
>
> Unless you are unlucky enough to own BT MF50's made in China, then you
> really do have one with a limited life span........

I just have this picture of the 'fresh filter' chiller cabinet at
Tesco...

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On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 17:32:50 +0000, Graeme Fraser wrote:

>You can recharge them by putting them in the microwave for 20 seconds.

Just given me a great idea, I'm about to replace my microwave...

Is there a group where you can buy kittens?

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Nigel M

> "I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
> and you should be using a fresh one in any case."


Care to post the item number?


Peter Crosland

Nigel Molesworth <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 17:32:50 +0000, Graeme Fraser wrote:
>
>>You can recharge them by putting them in the microwave for 20 seconds.
>
> Just given me a great idea, I'm about to replace my microwave...
>
> Is there a group where you can buy kittens?

rec.food.cats ?

On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 19:32:01 -0000, Peter Crosland wrote:

>> "I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
>> and you should be using a fresh one in any case."
>
>
>Care to post the item number?

Not difficult to find with "have a limited lifespan"

Two auctions, same seller, 5851984133 & 5851999078
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Nigel M

On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 19:32:01 UTC, "Peter Crosland" <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote:

> > "I also do not include a microfilter as these have a limited lifespan
> > and you should be using a fresh one in any case."
>
> Care to post the item number?

5851999078

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