That Polo advert - better lyrics

Well my balls are very smelly
and there's whiskers on my dick,
so if you wrap your lips around it
it'll make you feel quite sick.

....

What do you think?

Simon wrote:
> Well my balls are very smelly
> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> so if you wrap your lips around it
> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>
> ...
>
> What do you think?
>

I prefer em

In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
says...
> Well my balls are very smelly
> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> so if you wrap your lips around it
> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>
> ...
>
> What do you think?
>
>

I think you're a twat.

HTH.

--
Halmyre

That's you that is.

"Simon" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> Well my balls are very smelly
> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> so if you wrap your lips around it
> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>
> ...
>
> What do you think?
>
You put yourself across as a total idiot. That's what most people think in
the groups you crossposted the message to.

On Mar 30, 7:22*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Well my balls are very smelly
> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> so if you wrap your lips around it
> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>
> ...
>
> What do you think?

Well I think you are a bit of an Idiot with your wanton spam. What do
you get out of it? Had a look at your headers, unfortuantly you have,
somehow by accident or design masked your IP address.

How do we complain about this twat?

Ken.

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:51:50 -0700 (PDT), Ken Preston
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>On Mar 30, 7:22*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>> Well my balls are very smelly
>> and there's whiskers on my dick,
>> so if you wrap your lips around it
>> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>>
>> ...
>>
>> What do you think?
>
>Well I think you are a bit of an Idiot with your wanton spam. What do
>you get out of it? Had a look at your headers, unfortuantly you have,
>somehow by accident or design masked your IP address.
>
>How do we complain about this twat?
>
>Ken.

You called me a "twat"! Should I complain about that?

In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
says...
> On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:51:50 -0700 (PDT), Ken Preston
> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
> >On Mar 30, 7:22*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> >> Well my balls are very smelly
> >> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> >> so if you wrap your lips around it
> >> it'll make you feel quite sick.
> >>
> >> ...
> >>
> >> What do you think?
> >
> >Well I think you are a bit of an Idiot with your wanton spam. What do
> >you get out of it? Had a look at your headers, unfortuantly you have,
> >somehow by accident or design masked your IP address.
> >
> >How do we complain about this twat?
> >
> >Ken.
>
> You called me a "twat"! Should I complain about that?
>

No, it's 'fair comment'.

--
Halmyre

That's you that is.

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:35:32 GMT, Halmyre <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
>says...
>> On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:51:50 -0700 (PDT), Ken Preston
>> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>> >On Mar 30, 7:22*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>> >> Well my balls are very smelly
>> >> and there's whiskers on my dick,
>> >> so if you wrap your lips around it
>> >> it'll make you feel quite sick.
>> >>
>> >> ...
>> >>
>> >> What do you think?
>> >
>> >Well I think you are a bit of an Idiot with your wanton spam. What do
>> >you get out of it? Had a look at your headers, unfortuantly you have,
>> >somehow by accident or design masked your IP address.
>> >
>> >How do we complain about this twat?
>> >
>> >Ken.
>>
>> You called me a "twat"! Should I complain about that?
>>
>
>No, it's 'fair comment'.

Methinks Ken's a little uptight and needs to shag his
wife/girlfriend/mistress/boyfriend.

In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
says...
> On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:35:32 GMT, Halmyre <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
> >In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
> >says...
> >> On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:51:50 -0700 (PDT), Ken Preston
> >> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Mar 30, 7:22*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> >> >> Well my balls are very smelly
> >> >> and there's whiskers on my dick,
> >> >> so if you wrap your lips around it
> >> >> it'll make you feel quite sick.
> >> >>
> >> >> ...
> >> >>
> >> >> What do you think?
> >> >
> >> >Well I think you are a bit of an Idiot with your wanton spam. What do
> >> >you get out of it? Had a look at your headers, unfortuantly you have,
> >> >somehow by accident or design masked your IP address.
> >> >
> >> >How do we complain about this twat?
> >> >
> >> >Ken.
> >>
> >> You called me a "twat"! Should I complain about that?
> >>
> >
> >No, it's 'fair comment'.
>
> Methinks Ken's a little uptight and needs to shag his
> wife/girlfriend/mistress/boyfriend.
>
>
Well you'd probably settle for him bouncing on your browneye. It would
give your thumb a rest....