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Typhoid
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      04-19-2005, 09:08 PM
Shamelessly stolen from another group..

The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going to Baskin
Robbins after lunch is because they just don't know. The good news is
that you can know for sure that you are going to Baskin Robbins which
is described in the Sunday paper as a beautiful place with 31 flavors,
sprinkles and waffle cones.

The full-color circular tells us in the Sunday paper how simple it is
to to pick your favorite flavor so that you can have the happy, sweet
feeling of love in your tummy.

"For if you confess with your mouth French Vanilla is the best flavor
ever made and believe in your heart that Baskin Robbins made it to be
placed in a waffle cone, you WILL HAVE FRENCH VANILLA."
(http://www.baskinrobbins.com/I*ceCream/)

As the world's largest chain of ice cream specialty stores,
Baskin-Robbins' high-quality premium ice cream, specialty frozen
desserts, and beverages are available in the company's more than 4,500
retail stores around the globe.

French Vanilla was one of the first permanent flavors. Baskin-Robbins
has developed over 1,000 flavors of ice cream, sherbet, sorbets and
ices.

If someone tells you that they are going to Baskin Robbins and in a
fews hours they come back again with a waffle cone and French Vanilla
then this person must be the real deal.

Baskin Robbins is the only place with 31 flavors. That's the real deal.


This is why you can go to Baskin Robbins and get whatever flavor you
want. Because they know what you want and they'll serve it up in a
waffle cone.

Baskin Robbins says, "Eat some now, save some for later." Flavors may
vary by store.

If you would like to go to Baskin Robbins, it doesn't matter if you
have eaten sherbert, or even frozen yogurt in the past. Baskin Robbins
will serve you no matter what you have done in the past.

Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it from your heart
and Baskin Robbins will hear you and serve you.

Dear Baskin Robbins,
I want to be served so that I can have a scoop or two with you
before I die. I agree with you that I am hungry. I believe that food is
love and you love me and want to serve me. I believe that you scooped
and packed the ice cream to erase my feelings of sadness and low
self-worth.
Please add chocolate sprinkles and chopped nuts on top. Thanks for
serving me and taking my coupon.
Amen.

Got Questions?
http://www.baskinrobbins.com

Waffle Cones
http://www.turnkeyparlor.com/w*affle_cones.htm

French Vanilla
http://www.provenplan.net/cook*book/french_vanilla.htm

Sprinkles
http://www.geocities.com/Sunse*tStri...pri*nkles.html

 
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Typhoid
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      04-20-2005, 12:44 AM
It looks like I've touched a nerve. Dan C <(E-Mail Removed)>
sent me an e-mail. How spesh..

You ignorant cocksucker, shut the fuck up.

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:08:36 -0700, Typhoid wrote:

> Shamelessly stolen from another group..


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Dreamseeker
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      04-20-2005, 01:05 AM
*cheers and applauds while licking a french vanilla icecream cone.*
Bravo! *lick* Huzzah! *slurp* It's about time Baskin Robbins and
icecream stores in general were recognized for the heaven they truly
are!
}=p

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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it
would be a merrier world."

 
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Wiseguy
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      04-20-2005, 02:12 AM
"Typhoid" <(E-Mail Removed)> scribbled on the stall wall:
> It looks like I've touched a nerve. Dan C <(E-Mail Removed)>
> sent me an e-mail. How spesh..
>
> You ignorant cocksucker, shut the fuck up.


yup...typical behavior for a right wing christian nut job when you make
light of their psychotic obsession.



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artyw2@yahoo.com
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      04-20-2005, 09:18 PM
Typhoid
>Baskin Robbins which
>is described in the Sunday paper as a beautiful place with 31 flavors,


>sprinkles and waffle cones.

I prefer Swensen's (are they still around?)

 
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Jefferis NoSpamme
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      07-23-2005, 12:16 AM
Hey,
I take offense as a right wing Christian being lumped in with this weird and
stupid behavior :-)

Jeff


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> yup...typical behavior for a right wing christian nut job when you make
> light of their psychotic obsession.
>


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