Did you hear what God said about Cheney?

Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?

"Dammit! Missed again!"

Cheers!
Rich

Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:

> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
>
> "Dammit! Missed again!"

Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.

Graham

I hope he doesn't die. I don't think I could stand listening to the
eulogies.

"Eeyore" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
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>> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
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>> "Dammit! Missed again!"
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> Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.
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> Graham
>

Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????

> Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????


They just "Keep the Shiny Side Out"

(Hmmm, Faraday cages...I could add to my line of products; "Ozone-Hole
Plugs", "GW Prevention Foil Helmets", "Carbon Credits" and "Florida Voting
Instructions")

In news:YbhHh.164$m%.(E-Mail Removed),
Maxwell <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>>> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
>>> "Dammit! Missed again!"
>>
>> Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.
>
> Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????

Steel wool long underwear -- does that count?

On Mar 6, 11:05 am, "Maxwell" <luv2fl...@cox.net> wrote:
> "Eeyore" <rabbitsfriendsandrelati...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
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> > Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
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> >> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
>
> >> "Dammit! Missed again!"
>
> > Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.
>
> > Graham
>
> Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????

Hide from what? Every proper Christian who's read the Book of Job
knows that God does not smite people, Satan does. Haven't you
ever heard the phrase "only the good die young"?

And why would Satan smite a blasphemer?

You wouldn't be a heretic, would you?

On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:05:45 -0600, Maxwell wrote:

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> Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????

a classic! And, to think you use the handle Maxwell! Very apropos.

Hey, faux psuedo, this should go with some of your all time greats.

Excellent!
--
Peter

On Mar 6, 1:10 pm, "mensana...@aol.com" <mensana...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Mar 6, 11:05 am, "Maxwell" <luv2fl...@cox.net> wrote:
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>
>
> > "Eeyore" <rabbitsfriendsandrelati...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >news:(E-Mail Removed)...
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> > > Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
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> > >> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
>
> > >> "Dammit! Missed again!"
>
> > > Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.
>
> > > Graham
>
> > Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????
>
> Hide from what? Every proper Christian who's read the Book of Job
> knows that God does not smite people, Satan does. Haven't you
> ever heard the phrase "only the good die young"?
>
> And why would Satan smite a blasphemer?
>
> You wouldn't be a heretic, would you?


So,

A minister and a retired merchant marine sailor were
out golfing one afternoon. His brother teed off at a par
three and overdrove the green. "Goddamit!, he exclaimed.
"Please don't take the Lord's name in vain." the minister
asked.

At the next hole, the minister landed his drive in the
fairway butt the sailor hit into the woods. "Goddamit to
hell!" he shouted. "Please", the minister implored,
"such blasphemy is offensive to the Lord. Try to
control your language".

On the next hole the
minister again landed in the fairway but the sailor
hit into a trap and exclaimed, "Jesus H Christ!"
"Alright", said the minister, "If you keep this up,
the Lord is sure to punish you." Indeed, storm
clouds began to gather.

On the next hole the minister again drove down
the middle of the fairway. The sailor, noting the
clouds, selected his #1 iron (note metal content!)
but shanked the ball into the rough. "Jesus f'ing
Christ!", he exclaimed. No sooner had
those words left his mouth, than a lighting
bolt struck the minister, killing him on the
spot.

The sailor heard a voice from the clouds exclaim,
"Dammit, missed again."

--

FF

On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:05:45 -0600, Maxwell wrote:
> "Eeyore" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
>>
>>> Did you hear what God said when he heard about Cheney's blood clot?
>>>
>>> "Dammit! Missed again!"
>>
>> Allah's a bit pissed off about that too.
>>
> Do you guys hide in a Faraday Cage when you type stuff like that????

Of course! It shunts the electronic flames to ground. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich