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Charles Pearson
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      07-01-2010, 09:02 AM
Dear Sirs,

Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently
deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour™,
conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic
hair and burgundy fabric.

What is one to do?

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Charles L. Pearson
12-14 Thames Street
BOLDON
NE36 7XW


 
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The Natural Philosopher
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      07-01-2010, 02:11 PM
Charles Pearson wrote:
> Dear Sirs,
>
> Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently
> deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour™,
> conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic
> hair and burgundy fabric.
>
> What is one to do?
>

Come clean.
 
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