Attention: I need your urgent assistance.

Dear Sirs,

Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently
deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour™,
conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic
hair and burgundy fabric.

What is one to do?

--
Charles L. Pearson
12-14 Thames Street
BOLDON
NE36 7XW

Charles Pearson wrote:
> Dear Sirs,
>
> Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently
> deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velourâ„¢,
> conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic
> hair and burgundy fabric.
>
> What is one to do?
>
Come clean.