Another one

A family is sat at the dinner table. Little Vito asks his father,
Dad. How many kinds of boobs are there?
The father suprised answers, well son there are three kinds
In her twenties a womans breasts are like melons round and firm
In her 30s and 40s they are like pears still nice but hanging a bit
after that they are like onions."Onions?"yes
you see them and they make you cry

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said
How many kinds of willies are there.
The mother Smiles and answers, a man goes through three phases
In his twenties his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard
In his 30s and 40s it is like a birch flexible but reliable
After his 50s its like a christmas tree "Christmas tree?"Yes
Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:57:28 +0100, Big Don <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote:

>A family is sat at the dinner table. Little Vito asks his father,
>Dad. How many kinds of boobs are there?
>The father suprised answers, well son there are three kinds
>In her twenties a womans breasts are like melons round and firm
>In her 30s and 40s they are like pears still nice but hanging a bit
>after that they are like onions."Onions?"yes
>you see them and they make you cry
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said
>How many kinds of willies are there.
>The mother Smiles and answers, a man goes through three phases
>In his twenties his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard
>In his 30s and 40s it is like a birch flexible but reliable
>After his 50s its like a christmas tree "Christmas tree?"Yes
>Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

The cheeky cow, I hope he grounded her :-)

Old Codger wrote:

No. A genuine Pete the troll forgery, including all the cross posts.

> The cheeky cow, I hope he grounded her :-)

As Pete never reads what he posts and desires only to provoke argument
it is safest to assume that anything he espouses is at least unsafe and
probably malicious.


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