And another

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Simon wrote:

>I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
>behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
>
>He replied, "No, just having a shit."

But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
have stated, it was, in fact, morning?

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Men! If you wear a cheap black suit with all the buttons done up on
the jacket, cheap black shoes with a silver buckle thingy on them and
can't tie a tie properly - that is why you are probably still single.

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:02:48 +0100, Simon <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
>behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
>
>He replied, "No, just having a shit."

LOL! Haven't heard that one before. Very good.

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:30:26 +0100, Tyler <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote:

>Simon wrote:
>
>>I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
>>behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
>>
>>He replied, "No, just having a shit."
>
>But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
>have stated, it was, in fact, morning?

Maybe it's Ogilvie as he is a pedant for sure!

>
> --
> Men! If you wear a cheap black suit with all the buttons done up on
> the jacket, cheap black shoes with a silver buckle thingy on them and
> can't tie a tie properly - that is why you are probably still single.

Could well be someone who has been divorced and cant afford anything
else?

Old Codger wrote:

Nothing at all. Pete the troll is forging headers, and adding
demon.local to the cross posts.

> Maybe it's Ogilvie as he is a pedant for sure!

As Pete never reads what he posts and desires only to provoke argument
it is safest to assume that anything he espouses is at least unsafe and
probably malicious.

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Old Codger
e-mail use reply to field

What matters in politics is not what happens, but what you can make
people believe has happened. [Janet Daley 27/8/2003]

: >I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
: >behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
: >
: >He replied, "No, just having a shit."
:
: But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
: have stated, it was, in fact, morning?

Are you for real?

Well, I was walking through graveyard recently and saw 4 men carrying a
coffin. Then 15 mins later I saw the same men carrying the same coffin but
in another part of the graveyard. I thought to myself.......They've lost
the fuckin plot!

Cork Soaker wrote:

>
>: >I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
>: >behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
>: >
>: >He replied, "No, just having a shit."
>:
>: But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
>: have stated, it was, in fact, morning?
>
>Are you for real?

Sorry but that joke clearly needs to be re-written.

--
Chris Moyles is the only DJ that can be seen from space.

"Tyler" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:ftteks$i4e$(E-Mail Removed)...
: Cork Soaker wrote:
:
: >
: >: >I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
: >: >behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
: >: >
: >: >He replied, "No, just having a shit."
: >:
: >: But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
: >: have stated, it was, in fact, morning?
: >
: >Are you for real?
:
: Sorry but that joke clearly needs to be re-written.
:

No it doesn't, you just don't get it all and have completely missed the
punchline.